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Vision Demotivational Poster


SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.




HISTORY CHANNEL -


TAGS: television history channel chooses ratings
Rating: 4.85/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:35 am
I agree, though falloutghoul also makes a valid point. The whole Discovery Network has lowered the bar; too bad it can't be fixed like in the "Raising the Bar" episode of South Park.
supersaiyen1001 - March 16, 2013, 12:16 pm
I saw something similar to this on another website I'm on: "History is written, not by the victors, but by the wiki-editors".
GaryO - March 14, 2013, 12:00 pm
Yup, 'tis a truth
falloutghoul - March 14, 2013, 8:48 am
While I agree to some extent, Ancient Aliens deals with history to a degree and Pawn Stars deals with historical objects.
PapaFox - March 14, 2013, 7:23 am
Agreed. The channel's content has descended into second-rate garbage.
Bolverk3778 - March 14, 2013, 6:35 am
Got to agree with space dog the content on the History Channel has gone down hill rapidly. The Head of Programming for History Channel needs a kick in the seat of the pants.


EYE EXAMS -


TAGS: vision eye exams important
Rating: 4.88/5

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twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 8:38 pm
Greeny, your mind is in the right place. BTW, your vision is perfect!
Greeny - May 16, 2011, 9:02 pm
wowee, I mean opfes...
KageOokami - May 16, 2011, 5:52 pm
I think I might need a closer look, you know, just to make sure I got it right.


80S PORN -


TAGS: cinemax playboy porn pr0n television
Rating: 4.83/5

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Sean - December 6, 2010, 3:53 pm
Thanks Alex-- I mean, Airman. And that show was Canadian,eh? But before you resume your excitement, be warned: one of them was Moooooooooooooooooooooo (before the operation).
Airman - December 6, 2010, 2:45 pm
Sean ftw!
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 2:20 pm
which post?
spinninnzen - December 6, 2010, 2:11 pm
that was soooo true lol great post
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 12:58 pm
(Sean Connery voice) I'll take anal bum covers for 400.
Sean - December 6, 2010, 12:51 pm
Ohhhh! Ohhhhh! Mr. Trebek, Mr. Trebek! Pick me, pick me. *looks down and remembers buzzer* Bzzzzzt! TWENTY MINUTE WOR- No wait. What is the TWENTY MINUTE WORKOUT? *wipes brow and smiles expectanly*
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 11:57 am
Ahhhhhh.... Memories.... If you waited long enough, it would clear for just a moment. Unfortunately it was usually when the camera was focused on something you didn't care to see. 5 Hairy retro guys
Airman - December 6, 2010, 11:32 am
right on the button! Now, what was the name of that excercise show with the hot babes and hot camera angles. It wasn't scrambled.. anyone?
culos - December 6, 2010, 9:33 am
Were you bottle-fed? You sure missed out on a great experience LOL
Ed-Hyde - December 6, 2010, 9:27 am
Revenge of the Nerds on hacked HBO. My first sighting of a tit. :) 5 blurry boobs.


THE BANANA SPLITS - Drooper, Bingo, Snorky and Fleegle. Another great 70's kiddie product sponsored by LSD.


TAGS: banana television
Rating: 3.6/5

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tatespa - June 22, 2012, 9:12 am
Oh man! I loved that show to!!! If any show was on LSD, it was this one!!!
Derek - November 12, 2009, 2:50 pm
I think the photoshop rainbow gradient was made for this picture.
me4891 - October 6, 2009, 5:24 pm
Awesome, I loved that show!
mal - September 16, 2009, 11:13 pm
la la la lalalala la la la lalalala


Peep Jousting -


TAGS: adult supervision advised
Rating: 4.29/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 18, 2014, 1:00 pm
Dang it! I would have to read this 5L AFTER Easter. Now I have to wait an entire year :-(
ughomer - May 8, 2014, 11:04 am
I ruined three (3) microwave ovens showing my friends this stupid trick!


ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING -




CHRISTIAN LOGIC -


TAGS: nightvisionphantom youtube christian religion dumbass logic fail
Rating: 2.1/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:27 am
Talking in circles, not making any sense, spewing random words - his brain is fried. Probably meth OD.
Epic. - June 17, 2009, 9:42 pm
This is it. You didn't include the part where he said "A-thee-izum."
LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 9:05 am
Boo, you fail.
agdaniele - June 16, 2009, 8:53 pm
Look who is enjoying too many turkey clubs on sliced "body of christ"


Breaking Bad -




RETROSPECT -


TAGS: yogi berra future past vision
Rating: 4.83/5

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assgard - March 19, 2012, 8:36 am
This sucks. I hope that you die, you piece of s**t!


THE BANANA SPLITS - Drooper,Bingo,Snorkey and Fleegle. More 70's kiddie fun sponsored by pot and LSD.




RED SHIRTS - Fit only for massacre


TAGS: star trek kent state television
Rating: 4.67/5

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kittywarrior - September 27, 2012, 11:23 pm
that chick in the red dress looks oddly familiar ... like some girl from my school
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:20 pm
The girl in the red dress is hot!
dporter8462 - September 24, 2012, 8:32 pm
Green Shirts? Did I miss an episode?
champ99 - September 24, 2012, 5:16 pm
It was to hide the blood and gore back in the 60's censorship.


UNGER GAMES - Can two divorced men share an apartment without killing each other?




UNDER THE INFLUENCE -


TAGS: circus maximus population control television
Rating: 4.88/5

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spacedog - March 13, 2013, 6:14 pm
That's more of am illegal drug than the over the counter stuff.
CloudchaserS - March 13, 2013, 1:48 am
That and that thing that allows people all around the world to pass around photos and videos of cats


STEAMPUNK -


TAGS: envision being steampunk autumnspirit
Rating: 4.06/5

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autumnspirit - February 19, 2011, 2:39 am
Ty, Steampunk is a difficult concept to grasp. I felt poetic would capture it more.
5150monkeylove - February 18, 2011, 1:05 am
poetic steampunk theme. I love it! 5L


RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - The TV show the drone pilot is watching on his other monitor.




PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart who looks outside dreams who looks inside awakens
Rating: 3.27/5

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pzykosiz - May 18, 2010, 10:52 pm
Will it make you more likely to approve bad posters?
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 10:48 pm
That does it... I'm drinking. How about them moments of clarity?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 18, 2010, 10:28 pm
Deep...and weird. Are you taking your Meds? 5?


THE SOCIAL NETWORK -




C y n i c -


TAGS: bierce cynicism vision
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:46 am
That's funny. This coming from the man who had earned the nickname, "Bitter Bierce."


A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY.... -




THE REAL HOUSEWIFES OF THE WAFFEN SS - Reality Television: How Much Is Enough?


TAGS: reality television demotivational
Rating: 4.06/5

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Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:32 pm

vhy did i hear you say zat vit a greman accent? yaaaaa?
GAMEKILLER - March 8, 2012, 12:39 am
So we are clear most of those women wouldnt be allowed in the waffen ss they do not fit the standards.
vespers - March 6, 2012, 9:54 am
Nothing defines the lows that a culture can sink to like reality television.


X-RAY VISION -


TAGS: x ray vision through clothes pzy
Rating: 4.6/5

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Reality Lord - January 30, 2011, 7:38 am

5 despite the unnecessary error in spelling. lol


GENTLEMEN, WE CAN REBUILD HER -


TAGS: what steve austin envisioned
Rating: 4.25/5

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crazyman - November 30, 2010, 5:27 pm
Two hands and a mouth....
culos - November 30, 2010, 6:14 am
Can we add another two to her backside so we have something to hold on to?
Cubbybear - November 29, 2010, 11:54 pm
This picture freaks me out


FELICIA "SNOOP" PEARSON - Quite possibly one of the most terrifying female villains to ever grace a television screen.


TAGS: wire killer character television woman
Rating: 4.08/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 4, 2012, 1:54 pm
Not "one of the best" the wire is the best live action show ever. David Simon is a genius. If you haven't seen "the corner" it's another must see.
SethMythrax - August 4, 2012, 12:16 pm
The Wire has to be one of the best TV Series ever made. For the longest time I thought Snoop was a dude due to her wicked ways in the show.....


LEAD WITH VISION - Leaders keep their eyes on the horizon, not just on the bottom line.


TAGS: lead with vision
Rating: 2.91/5

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agdaniele - March 16, 2010, 7:53 pm
Plagiarism. First and last warning.


pizza pie option -




OPTIMISTIC PESSIMIST MIND SET - Sees the light at the end of the tunnel as a positive sign to the entrance of another tunnel.




GLAUCOMA - Blinding people to the beauty all around us.




Shark Week -




EXECUTIVES -


TAGS: management solution office vision
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 2, 2014, 12:26 pm
Didn't get it at first, then suddenly I had a vision of one of my positions at the TJX company. 5L


People are strange -


TAGS: strange people twilight zone television
Rating: 4.83/5

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lgvernon - August 4, 2013, 9:44 pm

I remember seeing this episode of the Twilight Zone the first time when I was a little kid. Scared the beejeebus out of me.


EYE TEST -


TAGS: vision aging
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2012, 2:33 pm
Ya b*ggers started without me? Guess I best start using 2 glasses at a time so I can catch up! Thanks for the comments.
maoworks2 - November 2, 2012, 3:29 pm
Me Too !
CloudchaserS - November 2, 2012, 11:25 am
I have Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey in mine at this very moment
mariand - November 2, 2012, 8:21 am
hehehe...we may have the same age...


THIS.... -




DIVISION BY ZERO - The next person to do it will be forced to watch the next twilight sequel.




WOW -




ACTUALLY - Yes I would


TAGS: you wouldn t steal a television actually yes i would
Rating: 3.26/5

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Atomic_Flame - December 24, 2008, 4:47 am
Ironically, if I do steal it, I don't see that message.


ZEITGEIST THE MOVIE -


TAGS: reality abstract sense philosophy science psychology inteligence life thoughts thought mind brain everything psyche psy senses perception secret ethic morality moral esthetic art time space theory idea vision visualisation truth critics motivational demot
Rating: 2.29/5

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Mark - April 1, 2009, 12:07 pm
Read this comment over and over until you figure it out. Tunnelgeist = 1
Purity - April 1, 2009, 4:39 am
Zeitgeist was awesome. Obama's continuing the doctrine. Wee, we're all going to hell for complacency.
Porcelina - January 8, 2009, 9:00 pm
People just don't want to accept the truth
Fatty - January 8, 2009, 6:00 pm
99% of the people here won't understand or would refuse to believe. But yes, good statement!


TUNNEL VISION - Embrace it.




MARINES TURNED SOLDIERS - I think its so cute when they try and "READ" and use "UTENSILS".


TAGS: 32nd jasg c red arrow division prosperity
Rating: 1.44/5

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coldinjected - January 21, 2011, 10:40 am
Navy coordinates. Air Force drops in the Army and Marines. Marines eat bullets. Army establishes, coordinates, and fights while Marines still eat bullets. Coast Guard plays "Love Boat".
Claire - January 20, 2011, 11:03 pm
It's okay, Monkey. I bet Lafferty's Army.
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 8:03 pm
(sigh)
Lafferty - January 20, 2011, 7:39 pm
Hey, dumbasses, Marines aren't army. Don't confuse Marines with those other people. The Marines with rip your heart out with a rusty spoon.
ricky - June 24, 2010, 1:22 am
bullshit thats marines thats army
Cambion - May 19, 2010, 7:45 pm
Go grab a friend and find your balls and tell them that to their face.


ACHIEVEMENT -


TAGS: labor vision office union
Rating: 4.93/5

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Reality Lord - March 22, 2011, 5:53 pm

nice....you damn commie.


TELEVISION - Scientists say watching something on TV makes you better at it. So just call call me Casanova.


TAGS: casanova television tv
Rating: 4.79/5

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SemperFIrebomb - August 9, 2011, 8:53 am
guess i'm john holmes then.
Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 10:44 pm
In that case, call me iCarly.. Damn kids.. 5 Nickelodeons


ALFRED PACKER MEAT COMPANY -


TAGS: a division of soylent green
Rating: 3.67/5

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freestyler - September 20, 2009, 3:55 pm
How much it costs 18.550 € ?


He's Working on the 'Vision' Thing -


TAGS: vision smoking marijuana
Rating: 3.19/5
jake - April 15, 2009, 3:31 am
sorry, first one I did. wasn't familiar with all the buttons....
WTFO - April 14, 2009, 12:05 am
Very nice. Too bad you don't want to take credit for your work.


CAUTION..!! - Division by ZERO ahead...




X-RAY EYES -




POLYGAMY-FANTASY_OR_REALITY -


TAGS: polygamy television wives big love
Rating: 2.82/5

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Derek - November 11, 2009, 7:50 pm
Lighting and make-up count for a lot!


CAMPUS TELEVISION - Where even good girls don't have a real problem with buttsex.




GAME SHOWS - Where is the weirdest place where you have ever had the urge to make whoopee? Wife's answer: "In the ass?" I hope Mom isn't watching.




REALITY - Because 'reality' makes sense...




LIFE - Its not something that has to do with calculations about cheap things




TELEVISION - Because some people are intimidated by the intellectual depth of the written word.




TELEVISION - Gotta love Japanese television.




SOUTH AMERICA, RETARDS! - That's Americans for you.


TAGS: south america europe antarctica australia tunnel vision
Rating: 1.88/5

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the point - October 24, 2009, 11:18 am
you missed it
Edd - August 2, 2009, 11:46 pm
Holy shit! Is people around here really THAT retarded? C'mon! Australia? WTF? As a south american I'm officially offended... Nah... Just keep tunneling it till the original disappears.
Jon Fails - July 28, 2009, 6:38 pm
Understanding Fail!


OHSHITTTT - I just divided by zeeerrrrrrrr......


TAGS: zero division
Rating: 1.47/5

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It's Not A Masterpiece -


TAGS: art masterpiece attitude life vision
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 6:51 am
Thank you :)
Greeny - August 18, 2014, 5:32 am
Another fine one GB - 5L


News of the Day -




Knockin' On Heavens Door -




McDonalds -


TAGS: mcdonalds food clowns television firsts
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 11:53 pm
Some say I wear it too well. Almost broke a friend's arm when he foolishly snuck up on me. Gut reaction....? Maybe it was the clown makeup he was wearing...
MissPriss - May 15, 2013, 11:11 pm
Crotchety you wear your paranoia well...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:58 am
I forgot Willard Scott was the original Ronald McDonald clown; I guess I'm keeping my eye on him as well...
MissPriss - May 14, 2013, 5:35 pm
Thank you RogAz1.
RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 11:32 pm
5 supersized Lions on the side
RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 11:30 pm
Except that 50 years ago, it wasn't as scary...?


Super Bowl -




Breaking through -


TAGS: television head breaking through watch me
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 12:32 pm

But other nights, like last night, I won't give up the fight, then end up feeling as I do today~~like I'm not only sleepless, but I've been in a drunken brawl all night.
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 12:31 pm

Well, not really. But when I'm down to 2 hours or less, I know it's REALLY back. Sometimes I just give up and get up to write.
Silverheart - January 17, 2014, 11:25 am

Insomnia goes away?
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 11:16 am

After a night of insomnia (yes, it's back!), this made my day! 5 LOL Lions!~


idiot box -




Zombified -


TAGS: television mind controlled kids brains jellied
Rating: 4.92/5

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spacedog - June 3, 2013, 6:15 pm
Thanks for the comments and votes.everyone.
MissPriss - June 3, 2013, 12:24 am
5L for reminding those that need to know...summer break is quickly coming. Oh the horror!!!!
Greeny - June 2, 2013, 10:50 pm
5 texts while standing at the open refrigerator!
Reality Lord - June 2, 2013, 8:17 pm

OMG...i have two of them living with me...........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
GaryO - June 2, 2013, 7:47 pm
Hah! Yup, reminds me of a story.....


REMEMBER WHEN -


TAGS: retro television stars memories
Rating: 4.83/5

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Iconoclast - June 14, 2011, 3:04 pm
It probably means that you are mature, but not yet ready for the "Active 55" group. Me, I remember them all. Heck, I even sat in the Peanut Gallery for a Howdy Doody show.
Tarapin - June 13, 2011, 7:30 pm
I can remember watching 5 of the 9...does that count?
Iconoclast - February 26, 2011, 1:32 am
for those who don't remember, they are (L to R) Eddie Fisher, Milton Berle, Ed Sullivan, Senor Wences, Dinah Shore, Patti Page, the Nelson Family, Jackie Gleason & Audrey Meadows, Howdy Doody & Buffalo Bob.


VISIONLESS - I can only walk in confidence If I can see no evil around me


TAGS: pzy visionless blind confidence evil
Rating: 4.83/5

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carebear - March 12, 2012, 9:34 pm
(carebear BANNED)


They're so old -




war -




IT MUST ADD CHARACTER -




Mickey Mouse -




SS -


TAGS: little known division
Rating: 4.33/5

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agdaniele - October 8, 2010, 9:32 pm
This is brilliant.
ICEMAN - October 8, 2010, 9:19 pm
That there is funny. 5 goose steps


POVERTY -


TAGS: world visions gonna kill me
Rating: 4.32/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - August 23, 2010, 3:43 am
FANTASTIC!
Reality Lord - August 23, 2010, 12:48 am

brutally 5...nice
agdaniele - August 23, 2010, 12:26 am
5 don't get me started's


reality -




VISIONQUEST - Training the next generation by sharing our experiences and knowledge is the best gift we can offer to our youth...




The Great Divide -




LATE NIGHT TELEVISION -


TAGS: late night television 3 stooges yalta
Rating: 3.59/5

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LURCH - September 22, 2009, 4:04 pm
Three stooges were funny... these guys were just F***ing AMSOME!!


paula deen -




D.O.I.M. (GEEK) SQUAD - They have feelings Too.




VISION TEST - Read out Loud what you can see. I've switched on the light.




KNIFE KILL! - The fun loving mascot. Wait until he meets the kids!




INSIGHT - Because you probably are watching t.v and on this site


TAGS: television
Rating: 2.48/5


TV SHOWS BASED ON COMMERCIALS - I would totally watch this




TUNNEL - LET US START ONE


TAGS: tunnel vision
Rating: 2.32/5

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barry forton - October 3, 2008, 12:32 pm
your ass is a tunnel bitch!!!
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 3:11 pm
Tunnel bait is really a tard-test.


ONE OF THESE SOLDIERS..... - is not like the other, one of these soldiers is doing his own thang! Again!




TELEVISION - 80 years in the making, still not a lot worth watching.


TAGS: tv television 80 watch
Rating: 2/5

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lolman - May 13, 2009, 8:11 pm
Someone is gonna need a converter box X3
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 14, 2008, 2:29 am
It'll never become popular. It doesn't even have a mouse or a keyboard!


WTF - C'mon "SARGEANTS" You knew those "LOLLI-POPS", were for the kids at the Orphanage!




BACON - Mmmm, bacon.




HAVING TROUBLE? - Your girlfriend has the same vision problem when you take your pants off.




Nostalgia -


TAGS: nostalgia culture music television sucks
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - April 11, 2017, 11:16 am
It's 1985? DOC! WE CAN STILL GO BACK IN TIME! WE CAN GO BACK TO THE FUTURE SO WE CAN SAVE THE PAST!
CloudchaserS - April 11, 2017, 3:49 am
Not unless it's 1985. Springsteen, Madonna, etc
BurningSlanders - April 10, 2017, 11:23 am
Even better: CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH!
calron - April 9, 2017, 4:06 am
Maybe we'll see a new season of The Maxx.
JesusWept - April 8, 2017, 12:31 pm
Take a wild guess LOL ^^^^^Up


REPITITION -


TAGS: duggars exploitation reality television
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - November 20, 2014, 9:39 pm
Used to be clients. Good kids. Bad show. HORRIBLE example for good kids. Multitudinous lions.
JesusWept - November 20, 2014, 3:48 pm
I just watched that show on YouTube. A complete waste of good bandwidth! 5 for the poster, 0 for "19 kids and counting".


"Boo-Boo" -




THE MAGIC OF TELEVISION -




Better Off Dead -




Ambitions -




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